Poems

On the way to school,
I jump in my swimming pool,
Getting out the pool,
I’m now back on my way to school,
When I get there,
I see the teachers glaring at me,
Wondering if I know where
My homework is,
And when I show my homework
The class laughed,
As if I’m some kind of sausage,
And the teacher told them not to be daft,
So when I got to have a break,
When the teacher dismissed us,
I went up to my scruffy mates,
Who told me how he got the bus
To school.

M ouldy bread is so rank
O my gosh what is that
U think your school’s so bad
L ook at ours
D igestive systems don’t go well with this
Y ou’re so lucky

B esides all this MOULDY BREAD are schools not that bad
R ead and regret what you said
E at this And vomit your words back out again
A nd so you know this is true we will deliver the bread to you
D ie of disgust , then you will see what we mean

IS IT BROCCOLI? IS IT SLIME? NO, IT’S MOULDY BREAD

Our school is super ,
We have a super school,
We have superb teaches,
And a strict school rule.

We have the best break,
And sometimes at Lunch we have some cake,
Put on your coat and hat,
Later that day we saw a cat.

In the afternoon we do lovely literacy,
And some astonishing art,
Before we go home we had a perfect P:E session,
And rush to get dressed to go home and have a great time with friends .

We were walking through the hallways
Coming our way
Was the kindest teacher Mrs England
With a bright and smiley face
Together we stand as it came today
As we celebrate Founders day!
We take to the sky as we fly
As together find a feeling to try kindness,
Kindness is the best thing in life!

Going to mass to worship the nuns
Thanking them for making the best school!
Going to plant the flowers of life now death!
Thanking sister James for keeping the school going
Hopefully all of them are having a happy life in heaven!

When i walk into school my jumper makes me itch,
The choir sing a welcoming song but it’s not to pitch.

My teacher keeps going on its making my ears pop,
He’s been doing this for hours will he never stop?

In the dinner hall the sandwiches are wet,
And for dessert the jelly has not set.

The headteacher is the most boring that I have ever met,
This is a time I hope I will forget.

At home time I see my mum in her Mac,
No matter how much they make me I’m never going back.

In the kitchen there was a dude
Who everybody booed
Because he loved food.
Everybody loves school
And the students like their swimming pool
Their pupils are cool just like their school.
This is a dual school where the teachers are really cool
This is the best school ever
And the coolest dude is Trevor
This school is cool!!!

I was a dude that was very cool,
Until my mum showed up,
she wore a wig
that was very pink!
And she brought me a new rucksack,
Then she said,
‘Sweetypie I brought you your bag that you left.’
I went red as though I was a Man U shirt,
Everybody laughed at me as if I was a clown,
Then I wasn’t a cool dude anymore.

The lovely Mrs Stone
Has beautiful hair
The lovely Mrs Stone
Never really groans

The lovely Mrs Stone
Has a lovely voice
The lovely Mrs Stone
Never makes me cry

The lovely Mrs Stone
Can sometimes get mad
The lovely Mrs Stone
Is one of a kind

Get a Mrs Stone!!!

Cricket ,
Baseball,
Football,
Shot put,
You know what?
I have already won.