The way her hair runs down her face
And dances like an angle with grace
I must ask before she is gone
But one question, is she the one?

She is nice and so pretty
But her name is Rice, isn’t that a pity?
And another problem, she weighs a ton
So she Is definitely not the one

She sings like a goddess from up in heaven
Best thing is, she landed in Devon
Now all this looking is done
I think I’ve finally found the one