Old Stephen is even crazier than before
His hands are smaller than a bear’s claw
He eats his porridge with shaving cream
He wears a wig which matches his theme

His house is painted purple on the outside
And he has rose red furniture on the inside
He feeds his flowers with dog food
And underwear puts him in a bad mood

His favourite hobby is to shout
And feed millionaires with stinky trout
He eats toilet paper and paints his knee
He chucks candies into the sea

People are afraid of him
Because he has thrown them in the bin
He puts tweezers on his face
And calls his pet leaves a big disgrace

He ate a chair
And burnt down a funfair
He likes to punch bags which are new
Then he flushes them down the loo