Old Stephen is super old
He loves chicken and plastic gold
He eats pies with smoked salmon
And he tops it off with a bloody lemon

He thinks that girls have long beards
And when the sheeps have wool he thinks they are sheared
He lives in a house made of cake
Can someone please teach him something for goodness sake

He is in love with sticky mud
He also has glasses made of wood
He eats roasted garlic and wet peas
Stephen also has a blue flamingo with fleas

In the night he talks and shouts
He also chews on the bones of trouts
He plays football with a basketball
And his goalpost is a metal wall

He tosses tissues into a wishing well
And he wishes for a dark blue bell
He goes to the beach wearing a coat and a scarf
He also eats sand which makes people barf