Oh dear, oh my,
My brother just dropped the pie,
That was for the wedding on the 4th of July,
Oh dear, oh my!

Oh dear, oh my,
How is the water dry?
This is a mess,
Now my brother is in a dress!

Oh dear, oh my,
Now my sister turned into a guy,
Well at least I am fine,
Wait, no I’m not,
oh dear, oh my!

Oh dear, oh my,
My mother doesn’t try
To fix this but she does
Get messed up with mud!

What is happening?
Did you hear that bong!
Everything is going wrong,
Oh dear, oh my!