I am sprinting as fast as I can on the pitch
it’s nearly like Harry Potter and his snitch
all that I need is very good vision
or else it will cause a serious collision

The assistant referee flagged me offside
I said to myself could he be right?
The ref then ran to the VAR screen
BOOOOOOOO!!!!! the crowd screamed

The ref examined the screen carefully
I am standing on the pitch, waiting nervously
suddenly the ref turned round and shouted
OFFSIDE!!!!!!