Once upon a time
a king ruled with a dime
LITERALLY!
HE would flip a coin of heads or tail
to see if a criminal was allowed to bail
If not they’d be thrown in prison
surrounded by mounts of crimson…
rubies!
This king was rich
a very big snitch
He’d cheat in races
and tie the contestants shoe laces
He played chess with 6 year olds
to show that he was cool, Ya know?
He would wear sunglasses inside
and a cap in the snow
sandals in winter
and bracelets that glowed
In my opinion he isn’t very royal
or loyal
He isn’t very smart
or good at art
then again he doesn’t need to be
because the king is always going to need…
…
someone to tell him all of the cool, new trends