When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon
His footstep stayed there for infinity days
And if he came home at noon
Did he have breakfast with an alien
Does an alien like cheese
I asked Neil
He said Aliens like to sneeze on cheese
So that’s why he was in a bad mood
Cause he didn’t eat any food
But he was a bit rude
But after he left me a signed photo of an alien
And told me he saw a werewolf chomping on food
They played who can stay in the air for longest
Neil lost a clump of hair
Which isn’t very fair !