Mum bought me a pack of patterned pants
And I’m very sad she got them
As all this week I’ve been to school
With strange things across my bottom

Monday’s pants had little yachts sailing on
the seas;
Tuesday’s pants had butterflies and fuzzy
buzzy bees;
Wednesday’s pants had teddies dancing by
in lines;
Thursday’s pants had roses, hearts and
valentines;
But Friday’s pants made me ashamed to even
show my face;
Frothy ballerinas in tutus trimmed with lace.

On Saturday and Sunday, I didn’t go to school;
I stayed at home all weekend and wore no pants
at all