Mr Chewbacca Fuzzypants, our cat
gets called stupid names
like Tabs, or Tabby, or Chew.
He does gross things
(you don’t need to know!)
He wakes me up every morning
How cheeky is that?
I don’t want to get up at 6.30am.

When my mum is painting
or doing mosaics or crafts,
the one thing that annoys my mum is –
guess what?
He sits on them.

Now, our cat is cute,
our cat is annoying,
our cat is good,
but when he scrounges a fish finger
he leaves it on the floor
so no-one can eat it.

He will not hunt a mouse or a rabbit
but hunts mushrooms,
and he loves the tops off bottles.

Although our cat is very annoying
I love him to bits.

PS – everything is true