Anyone seen my dog?

mucky and wet
annoyed and  undefeated

bites my friends, my sister too
scares my sister, attacks squirrels as well
argues a lot, barks quite loud .
doesn’t like his food, black as well

Anyone seen my Dog?

mucky and wet
annoyed undefeated
Diego the dreadful dog.

Takes my meat, my Dad’s too
doesn’t like what we give him to eat
Anyone seen my dog?

mucky and wet
annoyed and undefeated
Diego the dreadful dog

Please send Diego back, he’s the best
Anyone seen my dog?