Minnow, you’re my favourite cat in the whole wide world,
You’re the best even though you scratch me
And chase me when you want something,
But I don’t really care.
The only thing I care about is you, my cat.

The kindest thing you do for me is bringing home presents!
A Rabbit, many, many mice and the odd bat or two,
Recently you haven’t brought home any presents for me…

Everything about you is amazing,
You’re as fluffy as a cloud and as careless as my brother.
You both are so alike: careless, lazy and so so much more,
Even though you’re like this I love you with all my heart.

When you go to bed with me the only thing I hear is,
Purrr… purrr… the loudest purr in the world of cats,
You pester me until I stroke you and you get what you want… all the time!
You are the cutest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!