I was sitting in the detention room,
In the detention room I sat,
Working on the computer,
I was sure my brain would go splat.

When suddenly I had an idea,
I would search on Wikipedia
For the answers that I needed,
I wish I hadn’t pleaded
For the answers that I needed

If I hadn’t pleaded
For the answers that I needed,
Then I wouldn’t be sat
In detention with my brain about to go splat.

The computer started shimmering
And I thought I was being daft
When up on the screen flashed PC Minecraft.
And then the hurricane started up,
I wished that I had my husky pup!

Right then my friends came over
To my house for an animal themed sleepover
One of them asked, “Where’s Ruby?
“I don’t know, but I’m gonna look for that newbie!”

I opened my eyes,
And realised where I was.
‘Really.’ I thought to myself,
I wished that I was an elf!

Because then I could disappear
From this crazy game that I could hear,
Then a mob of Creepers appeared,
“Oh no! I’ll have to fight if I don’t want my house to disappear!”

And there I left my story,
Fighting for my life,
As a skin called Rory,
Enduring lots of strife.