When I was 1 I fell on my bum,
When I was 2 I went for a poo,
When I was 3 I went for a wee,
When I was 4 I walked into a door,
When I was 5 I found a hive,
When I was 6 I collected some sticks,
When I was 7 I wished I was 11,
When I was 8 I found a mate,
When I was 9 I drank some wine!,
When I was 10 I visited Big Ben,
When I was 11 I wished I was 7,
When I was 12 I bought some shelves
When I was 13 I turned into a teenager…
And I couldn’t bothered to write anymore!