Where do I begin, where do I start?
The letter X you may ask now there’s no personal connection
I’d say yet it still troubles me day to day,
A hatred towards a letter
Now that’s totally bizarre.
The next question is
What is the use for the X?
Very little words need it so really what’s the stress?
There is no need for the X for your success

In the alphabet there is an even 26
But why not keep it at a quarter of 100,
Why not a lovely 25.
If we cut out the X
Our alphabet will be a nice fraction
It is simple subtraction.

In maths we use the X,
Mainly for long hard sums,
Algebra is hard
But X makes if worse,
Why not use another letter
For example an L?
I may be biased on this one
As it does start my name.
But X is so dull
And gives me a pain in my skull.

As you can probably see,
I really dislike this letter,
It’s really just not for me.
I will have to except it as I really must
But believe me if I could this letter would be dust.