Hi, have I told ye,
I have a wee mutt who eats ma cheese?
Aye, he loves a piece of cheese or eats a leaf,
Leaves that are as brown as muck,
His wee een are as shiny as the moon in the water.

Have I told ya
He sleeps all day,
And ne’r stays awake for an hour?
Aye, have I told ya?