Lord Darnwheel,
A strange fellow none the less,
He has 12 pet snakes winding around his bed posts.
And for some odd reason eats gravy on his toast.

He is quite old, his age however no one knows,
(I reckon he’s 102)
He lives in a big old house.
Through the forest and behind the trees.

He lives with his snakes and an older butler
(I think he is 192)
I am afraid to say this but unfortunately it is true
He is a bit of a nutter along with his butler.