There once was a log, who looked like a dog.
When anyone walked past him,
they threw him like a log.

There once was a dog, who looked like a log.
When anyone walked past her,
they called her log dog.

There once was a cat, who looked like a bat.
When anyone saw him,
They said, “What’s that?!”

There once was a bat, who looked like a cat,
When anyone saw her,
They bat- tered her and ran away!