When little Red Riding Hood saw a wolf in her grandmother’s bed she
Pulled a pistol from her knickers and went

Bang bang bang!

Then I came across Little Red one day
But no little red cloak, no silly hood upon her head
She said
Hello do you like my new wolf skin coat?

I said, Yes were did you get it?
Dune’s, Penny’s, Tesco’s or maybe River Island?
No, said Red I… I… I made it
What fabric is it? I said

Wolf said, Little Red