A life of a rock, not pleasing as it can be.
I slept like a rock, who is going to set me free?
I was part of the great canyon, at the age of three.
If you find a rock, and yes, that’s me.

A life of a rock, I am not a meme.
I slept like a rock, attempt three.
I took a disguise, under a tree.
If you see me, I will flee.

A life of a rock, can’t drink tea.
I slept like a rock, I need coffee.
I became a pet, a pet of a flea.
I escaped the flea, oof! Taxing fees!

A life of a rock, all say “Yippee!”
I slept like a rock, no bad dreams.
The tree a took on a disguise, is now covered in green.
I went on vacation, taking a bee.

A Life of a rock, I am set free.
I slept like a rock, going to Hawaii.
Eating lunch, a gallon of sushi.
Now you know, being a rock is not easy.