There was someone
Known famously as Lee
He was extremely funny
As you are to see

He’d wear his shirt upside down
Have an umbrella for a hat
And take the balloon
And start hitting it with a bat

Then he’d take the table cloth
And wear it as a cloth
And take bows and frills
And put a sweet little froth

He’d rather take paper
Then noodles or ice-cream
And apparently being sick
Gives him a lot of beam

Then he’d be dancing
A tap dance, no one’s ever heard
And sometimes, the stupidest boy in the class
Pretend to be a nerd

Everyone likes him, everyone loves him
He makes life lovely at school
As long as you’re not the teacher
Or you’d feel like a complete fool