The kittens are taking over
Oh it’s a great day
No one will ever study dogs
Starting from today

There won’t be any dumb teachers
There’ll be kittens instead
There’ll be no water
Only milk and maybe bread

No one will eat vegetables
Only wheat and fish
Now no one will do what they please
And do what the kittens wish

Now no one will have dogs as pets
Only kittens and cats
Your only hobby will be to hunt mice
And only wear fur, no clothes and no hats

Aaah, I said as I woke up
It’s just that I’m having nightmares
From those stupid kittens
Who keep wrecking the house and stairs