My daddy told me to join the navy
“Because the waves are very wavy”
So I started on the 8th of May
The others made fun of me everyday
You have thin legs, tiny boy
And they will laugh with plenty o’ joy
One day the ship began tumbling
I hid under the table trembling
One knock on the head knocked me out
And there I heard my father shout
I realised it was all a dream
And there I sighed in relief and peace