When I went to bed last night,
I heard a bang above me.

Before I could go up there,
I thought I could have a nice cup of tea.

After that I went up there, it said: BEWARE

Anyway, I went in,
I saw a strange portrait and something in quite a big tin.

I went to open the lid… AAAAH.
Oh, it was a jack in the box,

but now where is dad?