I will inspect every section
I will check for disinfection
Everything needs to be at a level of perfection
For be warned, only a handful out of a huge collection make it through.
Any questions? No?
Then let’s get started.
My name is Inspector Cardboard.
Everything I own is made out of cardboard
My chessboard, my blackboard, my skateboard,
(though my clipboard is made out of steel).
Many people say they adore me, but I suspect otherwise.
One person even asked me if I had a criminal record!