I have loads of great ideas for epic machines
Some that bloop and some that bleep
Ones that fly and ones that roll
I even have one that you can write poems on

My first invention heats up food
Oh, wait that’s a microwave
Anyway this one is way better
Wait for it…

Something that dries up things that are wet
Hold on a minute, mum is calling me downstairs…

Turns out that invention is called a towel

Now I’m a bit worried this has already been invented
But I’ll try it anyway!
Here goes, a thing that can spurt out water from high up to make you clean
Oh, damn it! That’s a shower.:(:(:(:(#failed

Oh well, guess it’s back to my job at Morrisons
I’ll be an inventor one day though
Because the key to doing anything is…
Never giving up