The volcano erupted
And the ground shook
A tornado came
Taking all my toys and books
There is a forest fire
And there’s a big flood
The town is destroyed
The folks are covered in mud
The buildings are shaking
Including my house and school
The water’s being emptied
From oceans and pools
The plants are all withering
Several people are in the hospital bed
Some have gained magical powers
While some have lost their heads
A tsunami is hitting a village
And crops are withering in vain
I’m really, really sorry…
I’ll never hiccup again