If I were a clown I would say hello
If I were a clown I would jump up and down
If I were a clown I would smile all day
If I were a clown I’d say goodbye,

If I were a house I’d keep you safe
If I were a house I’d keep you warm
If I were a house I’d let you sleep in peace
If I were a house I’d say goodbye when you moved away,

If I were a mouse I would creep in your house
If I were a mouse I would peep all day
If I were a mouse I would eat all your food
If I were a mouse I would say hello from me to you,

If I were a chocolate bar I would wait in your store
If I were a chocolate bar you’d buy me to eat
If I were a chocolate bar I would pray you won’t eat me
If I were a chocolate bar I’d say, Oh well, I am in your tum now,