I straight-up jacked a cat,
Chillin’ on my mat, looking fat.
It let out a big ole sigh,
Had me feeling, like, oh why?
Can’t spill to my mum, no way,
‘Cause I know she’d flip and say,
“I can’t believe what you’ve done.”
Lowkey, though, it was kinda fun!
Maybe I’ll spill to Mum,
About the time I jacked a cat—
For real, what’s up with that?