How do you be a baby?
I really don’t know
Is it by sucking your nail?
Or sucking your toe?

I mean, if I want to be a baby
What would I do?
Would I jump like a madman?
And cry, boo boo?

And how do you be a turtle
Like make a turtle shell?
Danger would be nothing?
And walking would be hell…

Do you take a toe step
And walk on all four feet?
And do you have to be dirty?
Or do you have to be neat?

Wait, both of the above are horrible ideas…
There’s no need to be
Anything other than what I am
I’d rather just be me.