Hattie’s Irresistible Invisibility Humbug

by Hattie aged 8

Hello sweet,
Goodbye feet!
I’ve only just popped it in,
Oh dear, where are my shins?
You are very welcome if you please,
But hurry up because there go my knees!
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry,
Too late for that, I no longer have my thighs!
Perhaps I should have chosen gum,
No time for regret, bang goes my bum!
It’s been less than a minute on my lips,
And already I no longer have my hips!
This sweet is so yummy,
Even though it’s made me lose my tummy!
Oh dear, I can no longer see my vest,
Looks like I no longer have a chest!
I think this sweet is harmless,
Though I should point out that I am now armless!
What the heck?
I’ve lost my neck!
Oh no I’ve reached the strawberry red,
Whoaaaa, off with my head!
It’s worked, yippee!!
I see you, you don’t see me

Now for mayhem, mischief and some fun,
RUN Clover class, here I come!

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