Harley had a bike
It went VROOM
He didn’t like to hike
Nor stay in his room
His mum Ms. Davidson
Wasn’t proud of Harley
She’d say “Stay hidden”
As she drank “barley”
But Harley went out
And adjusted his bike
His mum would just shout
But I’m just like:
When your son’s got a business
Worth 600 mil
But you still shout
Loud and shrill
You’re a bad mother

Excellent. Made me laugh.