Grasshopper, grasshopper
what do you chew on?
I chew on the moon!
You got a tune!

Grasshopper, grasshopper
How smart are you?
I am not very smart
So don’t be rude!

Grasshopper, grasshopper
How long do you travel?
Not very long
But sometimes it goes wrong.

Grasshopper, grasshopper
Are you exuberant?
Of course I am!
Because I have a helper
Called Sam.

Grasshopper, grasshopper
What do you hate?
I hate writing because
It is just like a fight