My dad is fat,
Sometimes he plays with me,
On the mat,
He is a little rat,
I love him.
One day, he was above me,
so cute, he’s never mute.
One day he climbed a ladder,
Then, leaked his bladder,
So bad, how sad!
He wore a skirt,
And went into the mud,
The mud filled with dirt!
He eats cookies and
Calls his sister Hi Bookies!
He is old and bold!
He is so funny,
And has teeth like a bunny!
I love my dad!