Oi, goalie, get in goal
or you’re eating a mole,
Oi, get in defence instead of on strike
I don’t know when they will get it right,
Oi, centre, what are you doing?
Play properly so we win
and get good din dins.
Midfielder, your crossing is good
so you get an assist,
Get in team we won 3-0
You should feel happy with yourselves
and don’t be a silly elves in front of the fans.