I want to make a film
I really, really do
But how am I meant to do this
With only me and you?
I’ve only got my house
And my garden to film
How am I meant to joust
When I have no horse and stick?
For the cast I have no one
Only me and you
I need a tonne of actors
To make this dream come true
How am I meant to write the script
And learn all these lines?
I want to be an actor true
but not have all these parts
How am I meant to fly
when I have no sky?
Where is the green screen
and the harness to make you go high?
I want to make a film
I really really do
but how am I meant to do this
with only me and you?
Now I give up I really do
I think I rather
Make a house
That’s what I want to do!