my granny is 100 but she ran away at night.
my grampa is 1000 but he screamed and died of fright.
my aunty is 50 but she said she had to go.
my uncle is 500 but he ran away, long ago.
my daddy is 200 but he never came from work.
my mommy is 25 but she said in quiet a fright…
why did I give birth to a fearsome black knight!