I am locked up in a dungeon of old,
There is no chance of heat so I am very, very cold,

There are millions of rats ,
And a colony of bats,
but there is no chance of a nice warm …hat,

I will be hanged with a noose,
I will not be let loose,
I wish the scaffold was attacked by a wild moose!,

All I did was steal a scarf,
there isn’t even a fire in the mossy hearth,

So you should be glad you don’t live in the middle ages,

URK!!!!!!