I wake on a sunny day,
my mum shouts from below,
“Go outside and have some fun!”
I yell,”Never NOOO!!”
I know it’s silly to hate outdoors,
but I disagree with camps and smores.
It’s a total NO NO to biking,
And you know I just don’t go hiking.
Why can’t I stay I stay inside?
Being out there hurts my pride.
My iPad is my life,
with it I have NO strife.
Playgrounds are too… yuck!
All filthy and covered in mud.
Do you expect me to go on a walk?
That’s just rubbish talk!
I am not going out that door,
even if it’s against the law!!