Bob lost his job
when he burnt the cookies
so left his work but didn’t find a new one.
He was now living on the streets
and only had only a bun.
He started to go crazy
then turned into a monkey
He tried to jump on a tree
but slipped on a banana peel
and bumped into a wrestler.
When he came round his whole body
had turned a purple colour.
It started to rain so he hid in a bin
but then a dumpster truck came
and put him in.
Now he was in the dump and lived there forever.
So that’s why you must not burn the cookies