I’m not the one who
smashed the window playing tennis
So don’t blame it on me!

Blame it on the dog, blame it on the cat!
Just please do not
blame it me!

I’m not the one who dropped your
best perfume on the floor!
I promise it wasn’t me!

Blame it on the dog, the cat
But do not blame it on me!

Well, maybe I ripped my homework
to shreds or maybe I fed the cat
that macaroni cheese
But please mum, please let
me have the iphone three!