Here I have a new dog
We’ll always go out for a jog
But what dog should I take?
It had better be able to skate

But not too tall
Not too small
Not too tiny
Not too winy

Not too fat
Never wears a hat
Maybe a poodle
Does it eat noodles?

I can’t pick
I feel sick
Maybe a Chihuahua
Would it like a papaya

Or maybe a Labrador
Please don’t shut the door
Not too furry
Not too scruffy

Not too cute
Definitely not in a suit
Let me ask you
Do they wear shoes?