I am a kitten, so fuzzy and cute
But I’m also mischievous, I stole lots of loot
By loot I mean cat treats
I am also super mean because I bit my owner’s feet
If I was a human I would diss you
I will diss you forever until you go Boo Hoo Hoo
I am super cute and adorable
But with a dinosaur I’m pretty comparable
I steal the cat treats from the pantry
And I get rid of my owner’s candy
I am super mischievous so don’t come near me
Or I’ll scratch you and chase into a tree
My personality is like a witch
So if you mess with me I’ll throw you in a ditch