Sloppy goo with a wonderful taste,
Oh how I do love this custardy paste.

You can warm it up or eat it cold,
by the time you try to buy some most of it will be sold.

You can get it in quantities with lots of different flavours,
some people might even ask for some custard from their neighbours.

If I could I would create a statue of gold
of my King Custard The Bold!