Why would I chose to be a crisp inspector?
Because I would not want to be a pet food tester!
Oh, eating so many flavors
would do the nation a favour!
Oh, eating crisps would be the dream job
Oh haw I would go, if I was not a crisp inspector

I will be the perfect candidate I promise
if not my tears will rain down upon us
Oh, how the flavors would make me drool
too bad there is not a rule
I know the production line
I hope there is not a rule about
being only nine