Criminal, criminal you can’t be free long
You have to got to jail because what you did was wrong
You stole a diamond from the shop
You ran away, you need to be stopped
Criminal, criminal you can’t hide
Because I will find you with happiness and pride
You will not succeed, we will find you
We will look for all the hints and clues
Criminal, criminal you cannot run
Since you’re not as fast as the bullet in my gun
I will try shoot you from far and wide
You can’t dodge my bullet and you can’t hide
Criminal, criminal I’ve got you
And I’ve got your mate Max, as well as you too
How do you feel about that, just tell me how
You were pathetic trying to hide behind a cow

Great. This would make a great song I think.