I have a crazy dog,
his name is Dodge.

Sometimes he jumps up on me and licks me,
and just sometimes he drinks my tea.

He always loves to rush upstairs to have a rest on my bed,
even though he’s just been fed!

One day my mum went to the pet store to buy him some food,
she bought another dog and said I want him too,

So she bought him and Dodge felt very left out
and all of us said we love you the way you are

We don’t care if you are as ugly or as boring as can be
we love you the way you are, and that is how it shall be.

Moral: Be proud of who you are.
You can have a pointy nose, a doubled chin and sticking out teeth
but it doesn’t matter about your looks
it matters about your personality.