I was a dude that was very cool,
Until my mum showed up,
she wore a wig
that was very pink!
And she brought me a new rucksack,
Then she said,
‘Sweetypie I brought you your bag that you left.’
I went red as though I was a Man U shirt,
Everybody laughed at me as if I was a clown,
Then I wasn’t a cool dude anymore.