I was in bed that night
I thought I had frostbite
All that I could think of was Secret Santa and his reindeer.
I tried to stay awake
But I was starting to quake

Finally I fell asleep
When I woke up I started to creep
To that magical sock.
The things that I dread
Is that my Dad is still in bed
Because if I wake him up he will go RED

When Dad wakes up he always wants a dreamy tea.
And then we have to have breakfast
And I want to open PRESENTS!
But after all this it was worth it
I love the family vibe
When I am walking downstairs
I get a massive waft of a roast
Which could only mean one thing…
Fat, plump turkey
Fat, plump turkey
Juicy, stunning, wondrous, scrumptious
Fat, plump turkey
Fat, plump turkey
Crispy, drippy
Smothered, covered
In hot gravy
Poor old turkey
Poor old turkey
Brussel sprouts
I have doubts
Golden like a pineapple
Fat, plump turkey.

I have now collapsed on my sofa
Like a beached whale
And I turn on the TV
And my favourite Christmas movie is on
TRADING PLACES!
I think the most important thing about Christmas
is spending time with family
Just joking!
It is all about the fat, plump turkey!!!