When I woke up on Christmas day,
all my letters went up, up and away,

I went to get some coffee ,
but all I could see was toffee,

God please send me up, up and away
I don’t want this to happen on christmas day,

I just want to see if this is happening to my dad,
so I went in his bedroom,
and I just shouted
NOOOOOOOO!
Why is this just happening to me,

And that’s why I hate Christmas.